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hyumjim:

The way I use the dating/hookup apps is once or twice a month I get desperate enough to open them and I say “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK ME” and between 20 and 40 people say “YES!!!!” and then I close the apps for another month and nothing happens. Not sure what I’m doing wrong here

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ccorinthian:

I’m done w diagnoses there’s nothing wrong w me. I’m just a bit peculiar and eccentric




kristina100000:

im not beating the shy allegations fuck it.. lawyer ill take it from here you have been great. your honor i am shy as fuuuck